I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle
tryna cheer up a friend whom you really adore is so hard its like trying to convince the sun of its own warmth
I got bored so this what Google gives for every state.
And even a bonus slide for any remaining queries:
Feel free to erase this bit here if you reblog, but I just wanted to explain why I made this. Very recently I got into an argument online with a white woman about a film that executed a white savior trope. I explained all the things I found problematic in the film and why I thought it was racist, and she told me that I was both nit-picking and white-shaming. I was also called a hypocrite and a racist (against white people).
I could see that this white woman was set in her willful ignorance, and that any further arguing would only make me more frustrated and her more self-righteous. So instead, I made this (lovely, if I can so myself) powerpoint rather than metaphorically bashing my head against a brick wall in continuing a conversation with her.
May this help you in all your efforts, even if it couldn’t help me in mine.
P.S. So I don’t know if someone has made a powerpoint for racism before (I’m sure someone has), but I haven’t seen one. Please link it to us if you have!
I hope you enjoyed that one time you insulted my favorite character because I’m going to hold it against you for the rest of our lives
we have to be nice to our oppressors at school in order to get an education.
we have to be nice to our oppressors at work in order to not lose our jobs.
we have to be nice to our oppressors in public so that we don’t have to worry about our safety any more than we already do.
we have to be nice to our oppressors in a court of law just so they can have one less reason to abuse us with their power.
we even have to be nice to our oppressors at home sometimes just so we dont end up hurt, homeless, disowned or even killed.
tumblr is the one place where we dont have to be nice to our oppressors.
tumblr is the one place where we can have a voice and it wont have serious real life consequences or threat to safety.
so stop fucking telling us to be nice to you.
we already are fucking nice to you.
how dare you try to take away the one fucking place where we dont need to be.
Do they give sass lessons in Azkaban or something?
People always forget that Sirius Black is the king of sass and drama.
But think about this.
Chemistry isn’t a Hogwarts subject. Potions is. But of course Sirius knows that Snape is a half-blood, and that he hates being a half-blood. Not only is Sirius being a sassy motherfucker but he says precisely the thing he knows will push Snape’s buttons the most - he mentions something Muggle related.
“who could scroll past this” me
This line here is the reason I get so annoyed when people act like Peter wasn’t their friend, when they portray him to be this annoying little tag-along, like he wasn’t a proper marauder.
Sirius would have died for Peter.
It’s what makes Peter’s betrayal so damning, the fact that they all would have died for him. They would have died rather then betray their friend.
Literally there’s NO POINT in peter’s storyline AT ALL if people pretend for a second that he wasn’t a marauder, or that the others didn’t love him as much as they did each other.
last night i had a dream that lesbians were a massive source of energy and the government started paying me to make out with girls to generate power and that’s how gay marriage was legalized in north carolina
is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation .
She doesn’t relate to other people. She was always a lonely child.
Once Upon A Dream - Lana del Rey